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These are some lies we made up about Rocky.
A half decayed human cadaver can often be distinguished by Ridling Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
A big terrifying ogre can be distinguished often verbalizing into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
An ET from another galaxy has every now and then been seen peeping through mobile home windows in Rocky very late at night.
The ghost of a grower sporting a farmer hat is every so often spotted watching television in a Rocky living room at midnight. Residents argue that this ghost could be a well-known former time native of Rocky. One thing is for certain, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not upset.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been witnessed on many instances in Crowder Lake State Park outside the ranger station screaming.
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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