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These are some lies we made up about Ringling.
A partially decomposed human cadaver may from time to time be spotted at night floating down Cottonwood Creek. Residents who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Ringling local person. One thing's for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A massive hartebeest was made out in a Ringling area grocery store, walking the aisles.
The phantom of a farmer having on a worn straw hat showed up clutching a skull before dawn on a sidewalk in Ringling. Other people around here have had comparable events with a very similar phantom.
A Centrosaurus was witnessed staggering through a building in Ringling.
A huge zebu materialized traveling on a donkey by a road in the vicinity of Ringling.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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