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These are some lies we made up about Rentiesville.
An enormous beaver has often been seen laundering a blood-covered pair of pants in Honey Springs at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven is known to have been distinguished on many instances facing the eye witness in Anderson Creek.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack carrying a big axe can regularly be distinguished going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Rentiesville residence on a dark night. Scores of local residents claim this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Rentiesville.
A creepy skeleton may be perceived over and over again at Checotah City Lake East Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the vista. Folks argue that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Rentiesville resident. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire is every now and then seen having a seat at the dining table in a Rentiesville mobile home.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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