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These are some lies we made up about Red Oak.
A Yeti may be seen very often before sunrise flying across Long Prairie.
A colossal skunk has every now and then been spotted up on the summit of Bull Hill crying.
The ghost of a young girl is every so often distinguished in Wister Wildlife Management Area late in the night shouting.
The spirit of a lady with half her head lost is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances scrutinizing Askew Hollow in detail very late at night.
A shape with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes may every so often be perceived admiring Red Bluff late in the night. Loads of local residents argue this ghost could be the soul of a local who died here in Red Oak long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Red Oak
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Ghost Sightings From Red Oak
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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