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These are some lies we made up about Putnam.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances startling folks at Ernst Dam in the early morning hours.
Leonardo da Vinci can repeatedly be perceived shouting names of people next to a streetlamp in Putnam.
A huge lynx may be seen frequently striding from house to house before dawn on a Putnam lane.
A giant anteater has occasionally been noticed resting at the dining table in a Putnam mobile home.
A man with a big hole through his upper body is once in a while witnessed quite near the entrance to Crowder Lake State Park going nuts. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost likes startling foolhardy people who come trying to locate ghosts in Putnam. No matter what, this spirit indisputably is chilling; one that you don't want to come across at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Putnam
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Ghost Sightings From Putnam
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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