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These are some lies we made up about Picher.
An alien traveler from outer space has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions burying a dead body by a big boulder in Harrell Park at night.
The spirit of a bum can repeatedly be noticed on the summit of Blue Mound in the early morning hours watching the panorama. A woman who lives here says that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the peace in Picher. Anyway, it's a scary ghost that you would not want to bump into at midnight.
The ghost of an aged sorceress can be seen over and over again in Garrett Creek reading a book. In any event, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest is occasionally distinguished staggering through a trailer in Picher.
A female's body with a skunk's head is rumored to have been perceived on several instances marching through a house right next door to Picher.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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