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These are some lies we made up about Oscar.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has every so often been perceived enjoying the panorama at Reagan Lake Dam before sunrise.
A medieval armor lacking a human inside is once in a while witnessed looking scary in Sam Suell Hollow late at night. Any which way, it is unquestionably a scary phantom that should be steered clear of.
A fairly translucent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a boat is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances before sunrise floating down Baker Creek. It has been said that this specific ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Oscar many years ago.
Napoleon Bonaparte can from time to time be perceived walking by the side of a deserted highway close to Oscar.
A very large oryx has regularly been distinguished showing up in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Oscar
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Ghost Sightings From Oscar
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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