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These are some lies we made up about Oklahoma City.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been observed appearing in a washroom mirror.
A space man from another world is often spotted on a dark night rushing after a passing Jeep on a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Oklahoma City.
A very large bunny is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances devouring a hotdog in a wooden boat on Sooner Lake.
An ET can frequently be noticed staring at the water by Kitchen Dam around midnight.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship may be observed frequently cutting grass in the yard of a residence in Oklahoma City.
An ET from planet Mars is occasionally witnessed by an old man canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Oklahoma City.
Johann Sebastian Bach has allegedly been observed on several occasions burying a dead body by a big boulder in 89'er Museum Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from space can every so often be observed
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at Brock Creek late in the night throwing chunks of concrete into the flow.
A very large walrus was seen sitting in an armchair in a flat in Oklahoma City.
A female's body with a sheep's head emerged flashing a flash light in Chickasaw National Recreation Area by the park headquarters. The eye witness was frightened and fled.
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extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft was perceived pacing from residence to residence in the early morning hours on an Oklahoma City street.
A partly decomposed human body appeared relaxing at a table in an Oklahoma City house. The ghost waved to the observer. Residents here claim that this phantom gets pleasure from startling unwise people who come trying to locate phantoms in Oklahoma City. In any case, this phantom undeniably is scary; one that you do not want to come across after midnight.
A female ablaze, carrying a petroleum bottle was observed looking at people in an Oklahoma City trailer through a door crack. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being perceived.
The phantom of a grower having on a worn hat has repeatedly been noticed trying to get cars to stop next to a shady road near Oklahoma City.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is repeatedly observed swallowing fuel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Oklahoma City.
A Seismosaurus is known to have been
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seen on frequent occasions walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours on a shadowy Oklahoma City road.
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Ghost Sightings From Oklahoma City
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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