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The bloodcurdling phantom of a Viking has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions mowing the lawn in the side yard of a house in Mustang. One of the people who live here decisively says that this ghost likes scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Mustang. No matter what, it unquestionably is a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
Henry VIII may from time to time be spotted relaxing on a stool in an apartment in Mustang.
A scary skeleton was seen devastating a map next to a streetlamp in Mustang. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been a few additional reports of this exact ghost.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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