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These are some lies we made up about Mustang.
An Iguanodon was noticed seated at the dining table in a Mustang house burrowing a cavity.
The alien mechanic of a UFO was seen in Meadows Park on a dark night obliterating a map.
A space alien from planet Saturn has regularly been distinguished sipping blood from a container by Bennett Creek.
A space alien from outer space is frequently observed wandering through a house in Mustang.
A huge crow may frequently be perceived at Jacobs Acres Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the view.
The spirit of a female having half her head lost may be noticed very frequently mounted on a donkey by the side of a road next to Mustang. One thing's for sure, it's a chilling ghost that is better not upset.
A space alien has occasionally been spotted at a public phone in Mustang making a telephone call.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is every so often observed shouting alongside a desolate
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road close to Mustang at night.
A woman with a knife in her head has supposedly been seen on a few occasions hanging out in an empty villa in Mustang.
A mermaid can every now and then be seen being carried by a motorbike on a murky road near Mustang.
An alien from Pluto has often been distinguished in a flat in Mustang.
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very large polar bear is frequently distinguished in a Mustang mobile home.
An extraterrestrial from another world has been said to have been made out on many instances strolling in the middle of a deserted highway near Mustang.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant can regularly be witnessed coming into sight in a closet mirror. Folks here assert that this spirit is that of a person who existed here in Mustang long ago.
The ghost of a jet pilot can be witnessed very frequently relaxing in a beanbag in a residence right next door to Mustang. Either way, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night.
A space man has once in a while been witnessed late in the night rushing after a passing car on a dark highway outside Mustang.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a big axe is occasionally made out in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours. In any event, this is an antagonistic
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ghost that any rational person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Mustang
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Ghost Sightings From Mustang
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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