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These are some lies we made up about Muskogee.
The ghost of a train driver has every now and then been made out in an apartment right next door to Muskogee. If you listen to the local residents, this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying people who come seeking spirits in Muskogee. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos is now and then distinguished in Civitan Park at the stroke of midnight looking frightening.
An alien from planet Mercury has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions looking for a photo beside a parked Nissan in a Muskogee parking lot very late at night.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter hauling a dead moose may from time to time be made out in a Muskogee area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
A Centrosaurus has regularly been observed pulling a body from the cold water of Neosho River late in the night.
A massive jackal is frequently distinguished digging a cavity
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up on the peak of Agency Hill.
A massive impala has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions taking in the view at Honer Heights Lake Dam late at night.
Snow White can often be witnessed gulping blood from a beaker at night on a lawn in Muskogee.
An alien from another solar system may be spotted time and again having a seat
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at the kitchen counter in a Muskogee house having a hotdog.
A space man has every now and then been seen smoking a pipe in Greenleaf State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A massive sloth is occasionally seen striding through a mobile home in Muskogee.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a cord around her neck may every so often be observed being carried by a steed by the side of a road in the vicinity of Muskogee. In any case, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from outer space was spotted at a coin operated phone in Muskogee making a telephone call.
Archimedes became visible staggering through a Muskogee area cemetery.
A colossal lamb became visible yelling along a desolate highway close to Muskogee before dawn.
An ET from planet Venus was noticed hanging out in an empty mansion in Muskogee.
A space alien from the cosmos is repeatedly spotted standing by a wild highway near Muskogee.
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alien commander of an alien spaceship has been observed on a few occasions traveling on a motorbike on a dark road next to Muskogee.
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Ghost Sightings From Muskogee
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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