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These are some lies we made up about Moyers.
The martian technician of a UFO came into view on a Moyers residential street very late at night.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword materialized heaving chunks of concrete into the water at Buck Creek in the early morning hours. The ghost spoke of avenging a slaying. It's been asserted that this precise ghost enjoys terrifying foolish people who have the courage to interrupt the tranquility in Moyers.
A giant mustang was made out smoking a cigar beside the water's edge at Cobb Lake.
Ferdinand Magellan has repeatedly been made out late in the night examining Impson Valley in detail.
The phantom of a lady having satanic symbols etched into her cheek is often distinguished on the summit of Big Mountain on a dark night viewing the surroundings. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Moyers. No matter what folks articulate, this spirit unquestionably is menacing; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Moyers
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Ghost Sightings From Moyers
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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