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These are some lies we made up about Monroe.
The spirit of a female having half her head absent has repeatedly been witnessed before sunrise hovering across the Poteau Mountain.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer is often spotted pulling a body from the freezing water of Big Cedar Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Abominable Snowman may repeatedly be seen looking at the panorama from the top of Middle Mountain in the early morning hours.
An alien tourist from outer space has occasionally been made out looking menacing in Runestone State Park before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from space is every now and then spotted turning toward the observer in Henderson Mill Hollow at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Monroe
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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