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These are some lies we made up about Meridian.
A very large dromedary can once in a while be distinguished around midnight drifting by on Blue Creek.
The alien technician of a UFO was made out in a deserted zone next to Meridian.
A colossal antelope showed up trying to get cars to stop alongside a shady road near Meridian.
A guy's body having the head of a donkey was spotted sipping regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Meridian. Additional stories of this ghost have been conveyed. Any which way, it's a terrifying ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space invader from planet Mars was seen articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Meridian
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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