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The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been distinguished on a few instances fluttering across the Mount Cummins in the early morning hours.
An alien from planet Neptune may be observed often before sunrise examining Brush Canyon in detail.
The phantom of a gentleman outfitted as a handy man has sometimes been observed gazing at the panorama from the highest spot of Andrews Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a police force outfit is every now and then distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise looking across Bateman Woods.
The ghost of an aged man with a big gray mustache has supposedly been made out on numerous instances at Heyls Hole on a dark night looking down into the water. A number of of the folks who live here say this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Medicine Park some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Medicine Park
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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