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These are some lies we made up about Mccurtain.
A very large platypus can be seen frequently in McCurtain Indian Reservation before dawn gazing irritably at the eye witness.
The phantom of a lady having letters etched into her cheek has once in a while been witnessed shouting at the viewer to beat it mid stream in Mule Creek. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying spirit that you wouldn't want to come across around midnight.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is every so often seen before sunrise examining Buzzard Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her head may once in a while be made out visiting Red Bluff around midnight.
The ghost of a strapped up lady has often been noticed trashing an object at McCurtain Club Lake Dam at midnight. Folks here say that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Mccurtain local. No matter what folks express, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Mccurtain
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Ghost Sightings From Mccurtain
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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