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These are some lies we made up about Mcalester.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may sometimes be witnessed in Chadick Park in the early morning hours digging a hole.
A guy having the head of a goblin was made out hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Mcalester. The onlooker fled immediately after she made out the ghost. One of the locals steadfastly asserts that this phantom is possibly the undeceased phantom of a local resident who used to live here in Mcalester.
A gargantuan camel came into view looking for a glove up on the highest spot of Bald Mountain.
A fairly decayed human dead body was witnessed gazing at a guy slumbering on a couch in a residence in Mcalester. The spirit didn't care that there was someone other there.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos materialized in a supermarket in the Mcalester neighborhood.
A space alien from planet Mercury was witnessed by Fin Feather Lake Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
A gigantic cat
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has often been made out down beside the shore at Fin And Feather Lake reading a pamphlet.
A space alien from another planet has purportedly been made out on one or two instances trying to find a person by Anderson Creek.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship can repeatedly be spotted crawling up from a storm drain on a
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Mcalester lane at the stroke of midnight.
A female in flames, clutching a kerosene container may be spotted frequently nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Mcalester.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has now and then been observed performing a piece of music on a xylophone in a Mcalester flat.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding dress is occasionally noticed in a Mcalester secondary school after midnight marching the corridors.
An enormous cougar has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Mcalester flat; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
A very large zebu can from time to time be made out searching for a hat underneath a parked Chevy in a Mcalester parking lot at night.
A man having a sword in his head has regularly been perceived in a Mcalester area hardware store, striding the aisles.
A gargantuan puppy is regularly seen turning toward the witness at night by a vending machine in Mcalester.
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colossal duckbill has purportedly been made out on one or two occasions having a seat at the dining table in a Mcalester home gazing angrily at the eye witness.
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Ghost Sightings From Mcalester
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Ghost Sightings From Mcalester
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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