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These are some lies we made up about Marshall.
A gargantuan springbok has sometimes been spotted trashing a hat in Simmering Park before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte is every now and then distinguished staring at the water by Shell Lake Dam very late at night.
A female with a bottle-green face has been observed on a handful of occasions throwing stones into the flowing water at Bridge Creek at midnight.
A gigantic orangutan has frequently been perceived taking a rest on a stool in a mobile home in Marshall.
A gargantuan hippopotamus is regularly distinguished smoking a pipe underneath a streetlamp in Marshall.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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