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These are some lies we made up about Mannford.
The ghost of a chained up lady is once in a while observed in Appalachia Bay Recreation Area in the early morning hours pulling a cadaver through some bushes.
A colossal donkey has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down on Cimarron River.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may from time to time be noticed in Lake Keystone State Park near the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
A colossal lovebird was perceived by Keystone Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
An extremely large fawn came into view fishing from the water's edge of Keystone Lake after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was witnessed in Bears Glen in the early morning hours hauling a human skull.
A big chilling giant became visible snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Mannford.
A woman carrying her head beside her arm was observed performing a
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song on a xylophone in a Mannford flat. Freaked out by the bystanders the ghost faded away into the shadows. Whichever way, this spirit indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien from deep space was spotted in a Mannford highschool on a dark night strolling the corridors.
The spirit of a young
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woman in a blood-covered wedding gown has repeatedly been seen in a mirror in a Mannford home; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
A space man is frequently observed in a home right next door to Mannford.
An extremely large capybara is rumored to have been observed on frequent occasions in a Mannford area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
The ghost of an 11 feet colossal guy may be seen over and over again screaming names of people at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Mannford. Lots of folks who live here assert this spirit might be a famous old days local of Mannford.
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Ghost Sightings From Mannford
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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