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These are some lies we made up about Manchester.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady can sometimes be noticed very late at night drifting along Cooper Creek. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Manchester local resident.
The ghost of a young-looking woman clothed as a house keeper was noticed drinking blood from a cup around midnight on a lawn in Manchester. The witness fled right after she spotted the ghost.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy emerged having a chicken drumstick near the entrance to Great Salt Plains State Park. When the onlooker came into view the ghost ran away. In any event, it's a terrifying spirit that you do not want to run into on a dark night.
An alien from deep space was distinguished relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Manchester residence drinking paint.
A gigantic aardvark appeared striding through a residence in Manchester.
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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