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These are some lies we made up about Macomb.
A very large panther may be made out very often drifting down Aurora Creek at midnight.
A massive peccary has sometimes been made out enjoying the view at Glen Nix Dam late in the night.
Aladdin is every so often made out sitting in an armchair in a home in Macomb.
The ghost of an aged guy with a large white beard has supposedly been noticed on frequent occasions burrowing a gap next to a streetlamp in Macomb. Locals who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who are courageous enough to disturb the calm in Macomb.
The ghost of a man sporting a military outfit may now and then be seen pacing from apartment to apartment late at night on a Macomb road. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Macomb
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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