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These are some lies we made up about Lenapah.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been spotted by Goose Neck Bend screaming at the watcher to beat it.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a sword is often seen scrambling up from a manhole on a Lenapah lane at night. According to what the local residents claim, this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Lenapah many years ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a chilling phantom that you would not want to meet at midnight.
The ghost of a woman with numbers engraved into her back is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances heaving rocks at Glenn Webster Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her head can often be observed stacking pebbles by Snow Creek.
Genghis Khan can be spotted time and again obliterating a photo up on Tully Hill.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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