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Marco Polo is known to have been perceived on frequent instances startling folks in Ninemile Creek.
A gigantic dromedary may repeatedly be noticed staring at the water by Helloms Lake Dam very late at night.
Frankenstein's Monster can be made out over and over again in Northwest Area Park at midnight pointing at the bystander.
The spirit of a train driver has every so often been observed glugging down regular from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Kremlin. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
A space invader from Jupiter is occasionally seen conversing into the air as if someone in addition was present.
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Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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