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These are some lies we made up about Konawa.
The phantom of a dispossessed gentleman has from time to time been seen sniveling on the water's edge of Lake Konowa. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a chilling phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to come across.
A Triceratops is occasionally seen at Lake Konawa Dam before sunrise howling.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions late at night drifting along Buckhorn Creek.
A massive panda may once in a while be noticed trying to locate a glove beside a parked Ford in a Konawa parking lot before dawn.
A space alien from another galaxy has often been noticed in a Konawa area store, staggering the aisles.
A space alien is repeatedly noticed thinking in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Konawa.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Konawa trailer shifting orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Konawa
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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