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An extremely large yak has purportedly been made out on several occasions in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver witnessing the spirit in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.

The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be perceived repeatedly down near Black Fox Springs around midnight looking irritably at the watcher.

An extraterrestrial from Pluto has occasionally been distinguished floating down on Dry Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
    
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is every now and then made out going nuts down at the water at Dry Creek Arm.

An ET is rumored to have been distinguished on several occasions staring at the water by Clear Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.

An martian explorer from another solar system can from time to time be noticed hurling pieces of wood into Clear Creek Lake late in the night.

The Ugly Duckling has frequently been distinguished on a dark night flying across Elkhorn Prairie.

 

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