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These are some lies we made up about Hugo.
An enormous giraffe has been said to have been spotted on a few instances riding on a camel along a highway near Hugo.
A very large squirrel can every now and then be distinguished pulling a cadaver across the ground in Ansley Park around midnight.
A very large musk-ox has repeatedly been observed drifting by on Heathcock Branch around midnight.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been seen on frequent instances in a phone booth in Hugo making a telephone call.
A gentleman having a knife in his head may frequently be witnessed striding through a Hugo vicinity graveyard.
An enormous turtle may be witnessed time and again gazing crossly at the bystander down a secluded road in the neighborhood of Hugo at midnight.
An Anchisaurus has once in a while been seen standing by a deserted road right next door to Hugo.
A gentleman's body with the head of a lizard has supposedly been seen on frequent instances riding
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on a moped on a shady highway near Hugo. Folks here who have made out this ghost argue this ghost is the undeceased soul of a former Hugo local.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may once in a while be made out in a Hugo apartment.
An enormous zebra was witnessed striding beside a desolate road in the vicinity of Hugo.
A womanly
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character showed up seated on a sofa in a mobile home next to Hugo. This exact ghost has been made out frequently in this spot. Locals assert that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Hugo before the present. No matter what, it indisputably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword was spotted at night sprinting after a passing Pontiac on a gloomy road right next door to Hugo. There have been several tales about this spirit in the area.
The Pied Piper emerged in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
The ghost of a lady having words engraved into her foot was noticed by a guy fishing by a lake next to Hugo. Other reports of this ghost have been described.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nostrils was seen relaxing in a beanbag in a home in Hugo. Many people close by have had identical experiences involving the same ghost. A woman who lives here argues that
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this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Hugo a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Hugo
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Ghost Sightings From Hugo
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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