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These are some lies we made up about Honobia.
A massive steer may every so often be made out on the pinnacle of Crane Mountain at night surveying the view.
An alien explorer from another world has repeatedly been distinguished at Blackwell Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving chunks of concrete into the stream.
Aristotle is often witnessed by a woman fishing by a lake right next door to Honobia.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions flying across the Kiamichi Mountains on a dark night.
A massive burro can repeatedly be observed scrutinizing Cowhead Divide in detail after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Honobia
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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