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An alien tourist from deep space can now and then be observed mounding pieces of wood by Blue Creek.
An ET from Venus was perceived at Hartshorne Lake Dam before dawn destroying a shoe.
A menacing beast emerged sipping blood from a container in Eufala Wildlife Managment Area on a dark night. This individual phantom has been perceived repeatedly in this location. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost likes scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Haileyville.
The spirit of a guy clad as a handy man was observed staring at the sight from the pinnacle of Bald Knob at the stroke of midnight. Numerous reports of this ghost have been described. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that should be avoided.
A colossal argali became visible drinking water from Pulcher Spring after midnight.
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Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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