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These are some lies we made up about Guymon.
A gigantic gorilla has regularly been made out in a wild zone near Guymon.
An martian tourist from deep space is frequently spotted hitch-hiking alongside a shadowy highway right next door to Guymon.
A colossal goat is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions dispatching a container at a Guymon post office.
A huge hedgehog may often be spotted at Sunset Lake Dam before sunrise taking pleasure in the scenery.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can be perceived repeatedly in Dry Sand Draw late in the night slurping root beer.
An extremely large oryx has sometimes been perceived by Goff Creek smoking a pipe.
An alien from space is every so often seen reading a book in Neutral Strip around midnight.
A Velociraptor is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances glugging down regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Guymon.
An extraterrestrial can now and then be perceived
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holding a cranium in Alibates Flint Quarries National Monument right by the park headquarters.
An alien traveler from another solar system is frequently made out talking into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
An alien from deep space has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions walking a Collie on a dark night on a
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gloomy Guymon street.
A man with an axe in his head can be made out repeatedly looking through flat windows in Guymon on a dark night. One of the folks who live here confidently asserts that this phantom is most likely the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to dwell here in Guymon. Regardless of what folks say, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has now and then been observed watching television in a Guymon living room at midnight.
The ghost of a delivery man is every now and then witnessed searching through garbage container on a Guymon road. Several folks argue this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Guymon local resident.
An martian voyager from deep space can every so often be perceived on a Guymon avenue very late at night.
A gentleman's body having the head of a raccoon was noticed suspended in the air like a blimp in Guymon. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the viewer.
A womanly form was seen in a restaurant in the
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Guymon vicinity. The spirit was consumed by the thin air after being observed.
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Ghost Sightings From Guymon
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Ghost Sightings From Guymon
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
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