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These are some lies we made up about Gotebo.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship may sometimes be seen up on Rainy Mountain struggling to capture something.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian fighter has often been perceived thinking in Rainy Mountain Indian School Reservation late at night. If you talk to the locals, this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Gotebo a long time ago.
An alien traveler from deep space is frequently spotted frightening people by Gyp Creek.
The phantom of a brawny lumberjack holding a large axe has purportedly been noticed on numerous occasions sitting at a coffee table in a Gotebo flat screaming names. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A chilling skeleton can often be noticed outside Crowder Lake State Park pointing at the watcher. According to what the people who live here declare, this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Gotebo. Whatever people verbalize, it certainly is a creepy ghost that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Gotebo
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Ghost Sightings From Gotebo
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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