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These are some lies we made up about Glencoe.
A space alien from the cosmos may be distinguished repeatedly on the water's edge of Stillwater Creek Site 10 Reservoir calling out names.
A space man has every now and then been perceived by Yost Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes observed hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Feather Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge lovebird has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions rummaging around in garbage container on a Glencoe street.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a large mustache and an eye patch can every so often be witnessed suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Glencoe.
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Ghost Sightings From Glencoe
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Ghost Sightings From Glencoe
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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