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These are some lies we made up about Fort Sill.
An martian vacationer from space is frequently made out beside the water at Heyls Hole piling rocks.
A big creepy monster has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances swallowing blood from a bottle on the water's edge of Geronimo Pond.
A space invader from Jupiter can repeatedly be witnessed very late at night heading a piloted outing of Medicine Bluffs to a group of ghosts.
A space man from another solar system may be witnessed very often fluttering across Bateman Woods late in the night.
The ghost of a plane pilot has every now and then been spotted on a Fort Sill residential road late at night. Locals claim that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Fort Sill many years ago.
A space man is every now and then distinguished gazing at a lady slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Fort Sill.
The menacing ghost of a conquistador is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful
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of occasions studying Brush Canyon in detail before sunrise. One thing's for sure, it's a scary ghost that you don't want to come across late at night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may occasionally be noticed in Ambrosia Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hiding a body by a large boulder.
A gigantic
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guinea pig was made out trying on shoes in a Fort Sill building.
A scary skeleton emerged tossing bricks into the current at Beef Creek before dawn. When the bystander came into view the ghost ran off. A man who lives here claims that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who are fearless enough to disrupt the peace in Fort Sill.
A space invader from planet Mars was witnessed terrifying folks on the top of one of the heights in the Mount Cummins around midnight.
A very large newt emerged ascending out from a manhole on a Fort Sill street on a dark night.
An alien from space was witnessed looking at the water by Elmer Thomas Lake Dam on a dark night.
A space alien has frequently been seen up on Adams Hill facing the observer.
A very large chameleon is often seen poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Fort Sill.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been witnessed on one or two instances by Fort Cobb Lake State Park screaming at the onlooker to leave.
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alien explorer from another galaxy may often be witnessed playing a melody on a piano in a Fort Sill residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Sill
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Sill
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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