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These are some lies we made up about Fort Cobb.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto was seen in a Fort Cobb area supermarket, staggering the aisles.
A gargantuan polar bear was distinguished looking at the water by Fort Cobb Dam before dawn.
The spirit of a young girl has often been spotted drifting down Buzzard Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise. Several of the folks who live here allege this ghost likes startling foolish people who dare to upset the quiet in Fort Cobb.
Henry VIII is repeatedly distinguished in Fort Cobb State Park before sunrise seeking a map.
An ET from another galaxy has been witnessed on several instances drinking root beer by the water at Carnegie Cove.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Cobb
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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