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These are some lies we made up about Fletcher.
An enormous marmoset is occasionally spotted in Cyril Park before sunrise concealing a body by a sizeable rock.
An ET has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances flinging rocks into the stream at Chetonia Creek at midnight.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted at Lonell Hays Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the scenery.
A woman hauling her head beside her arm is often noticed down by the water at Fulton Arm struggling to seize something. Some of the people who live in this town assert this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a person who used to live here in Fletcher. One thing's for certain, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
A gigantic fish has purportedly been seen on several instances in a Fletcher area store, strolling the aisles.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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