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These are some lies we made up about Fittstown.
A decapitated man can be noticed time and again attempting to grip something down next to Byrds Mill Spring at midnight. A person who lives here alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in Fittstown. Regardless of what folks utter, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
A giant waterbuck has now and then been observed flickering a lamp in a row boat on Upper Clear Boggy Creek Site 30 Reservoir.
A Stegosaurus is once in a while noticed looking at the view at Nichols Lake Dam at midnight.
An enormous kid is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions shuffling orbs about in Bois d'Arc Creek.
An extremely large koodoo may every so often be witnessed dispatching a letter at a Fittstown post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Fittstown
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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