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These are some lies we made up about Fairmont.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be seen browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Fairmont home at midnight.
A guy's body with the head of a donkey can be witnessed often gazing at people in a Fairmont building through a keyhole. Any which way, this is an unlikable phantom that should be left alone.
The Abominable Snowman has sometimes been made out in a deserted location near Fairmont.
A feminine character is occasionally made out hovering along a dark highway outside Fairmont. A local person says that this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Fairmont resident.
The phantom of a man gripping a sword has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances drinking blood from a glass in Great Salt Plains State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairmont
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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