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These are some lies we made up about Eufaula.
A lady carrying her head beside her arm has supposedly been perceived on several instances in a desolate spot in the neighborhood of Eufaula.
The phantom of a young female having on a blood-splattered wedding gown may be noticed often standing beside a shady highway near Eufaula. Folks here say that this phantom is the stressed soul of an old Eufaula local person.
An alien voyager from outer space has once in a while been noticed heaving boulders into the flowing water at Baptizing Creek at midnight.
The ghost of a twelve foot high enormous guy is known to have been perceived on many instances at Terra Lakes Lake Dam late at night weeping. One of the locals decisively alleges that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Eufaula many years ago.
The ghost of a woman with half her head missing can every now and then be made out in Gaines Creek Recreation Area before sunrise dragging a dead body across the ground. Some of the
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locals assert this ghost loves startling unwise people who are brave enough to upset the quiet in Eufaula.
A sizeable chilling beast has often been perceived sending a box at a Eufaula post office.
A space man from planet Jupiter is regularly observed articulating into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
An
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ET from deep space has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Eufaula residential street.
An extraterrestrial may often be perceived in Greenleaf State Park outside the park headquarters contemplating.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting dark robes may be seen very often looking through building windows in Eufaula around midnight.
A giant goat has sometimes been witnessed watching cable in a Eufaula living room at night.
An extremely large canary is sometimes distinguished rummaging around in garbage cans on a Eufaula residential road.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been made out on numerous instances on a Eufaula residential street very late at night.
A Pteranodon may once in a while be witnessed looking at a guy snoozing in an armchair in a trailer in Eufaula.
An alien from Saturn was spotted in a restaurant in the Eufaula vicinity.
A drifting ghost came
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into sight trying on shoes in a Eufaula residence. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished repeatedly in the vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Eufaula
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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