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These are some lies we made up about Earlsboro.
Christopher Columbus can sometimes be spotted by Brier Creek speaking into the air.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire has regularly been noticed gazing at the water by Audrey Crown Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is regularly witnessed carrying a human headbone down beside the shore at Audrey Crown Reservoir.
An extremely large canary has been seen on one or two occasions in a secluded place next to Earlsboro.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer can frequently be seen standing beside a gloomy highway right next door to Earlsboro.
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Ghost Sightings From Earlsboro
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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