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These are some lies we made up about Eakly.
The ghost of a bound up woman has supposedly been spotted on many occasions by Buck Creek pointing at the bystander. Residents here allege that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Eakly resident. One thing is for certain, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
A female with the head of a beast was observed looking crossly at the witness up on Ghost Mound. The appearance of the witness frightened the phantom who then faded away. A local man alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Eakly long ago.
An ET from deep space appeared in Fort Cobb State Public Hunting Area late at night pulling a corpse through some bushes.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of an Eakly mobile home at midnight.
Snow White was spotted outside the entrance to Crowder Lake State Park piling pebbles.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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