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These are some lies we made up about Disney.
Johann Sebastian Bach materialized gazing at the water by Pensacola Dam before dawn.
A wandering ghost was seen spitting at passing cars by the side of a dark highway next to Disney. The spirit was consumed by the thin air after being made out.
A space man from the Moon was spotted sending a parcel at a Disney post office.
The spirit of an airplane pilot has repeatedly been made out in Cherokee State Park at midnight burying a body by a sizeable boulder. One thing's for guaranteed, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a sizeable axe has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions flinging boulders into the water at Duck Creek at night. A woman who lives here asserts that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Disney local person. In any event, this is an unpleasant spirit that is better not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Disney
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Ghost Sightings From Disney
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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