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These are some lies we made up about Davenport.
A very large skunk may regularly be seen mid stream in Chuckaho Creek talking into the air.
A space alien from outer space has every so often been distinguished at A C M Dam in the early morning hours seeking someone.
The ghost of a pregnant female has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions up on the peak of Gobblers Knob weeping.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may every now and then be seen coming into sight in a mirror.
A colossal gazelle has repeatedly been made out late in the night chasing a passing pickup on a dark road in the neighborhood of Davenport.
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Ghost Sightings From Davenport
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Ghost Sightings From Davenport
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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