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These are some lies we made up about Dacoma.
The ghost of a young lady soaked in blood may be made out over and over again in the center of Lake Creek turning toward the eye witness. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost likes frightening people who come trying to locate ghosts in Dacoma. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that any sane person wouldn't want to come across.
A space man from the cosmos is sometimes spotted at a public phone in Dacoma making a telephone call.
A guy with a large hole through his chest has purportedly been made out on one or two instances wandering through a Dacoma neighborhood burial ground.
A lady's body with a donkey's head may sometimes be noticed by Great Salt Plains State Park mounding pebbles.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has frequently been perceived demolishing an object alongside a desolate highway close to Dacoma late in the night.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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