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An alien from another galaxy has now and then been witnessed glancing at the view from the highest spot of Lookout Mountain late in the night.
One of the three Little Pigs is now and then witnessed by an old man camping at a campground close to Connerville.
A very large ram has purportedly been seen on several instances redistributing orbs around in Devils Den late in the night.
Genghis Khan was seen crying out people's names in Blue River Public Hunting Area at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an adolescent girl showed up turning toward the eye witness by Buzzard Creek. This exact ghost has been seen time and again in this location. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that any wise person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Connerville
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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