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A gargantuan fawn is frequently seen browsing through trash container on a Colbert street.
A partially see-through gentleman clad as the captain of a ship may often be made out by Denison Dam before dawn looking at the water.
A large scary spirit can be perceived time and again at Burns Run around midnight staring down into the water. Based on what the residents allege, this ghost may very well be a celebrated old days dweller of Colbert.
An ET has from time to time been noticed in Lakeside Public Use Area at the stroke of midnight hiding a body by a big boulder.
The spirit of a bound up gentleman is from time to time perceived floating along on Eastman Creek on a dark night. Scores of residents assert this ghost is possibly the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Colbert. In any case, this phantom unquestionably is frightening; one that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Colbert
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Ghost Sightings From Colbert
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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