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These are some lies we made up about Chelsea.
An enormous newt was perceived before sunrise drifting along on Diver Creek.
An alien tourist from the cosmos came into view covering a cadaver by a large boulder in Oologah Wildlife Managment Area at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space came into view searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Chelsea flat after midnight.
A Megalosaurus was seen staring at folks in a Chelsea mobile home through a door crack.
The ghost of a bum was made out in a secluded spot near Chelsea. Freaked out by the observers the phantom departed into the darkness.
An extremely large coati has regularly been distinguished right by the entrance to Bernice State Park chucking stones.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is repeatedly witnessed trying to get cars to stop down a dark highway outside Chelsea.
An extraterrestrial has been witnessed on frequent occasions posting a parcel at a Chelsea post office.
An alien voyager from another
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part of the galaxy can regularly be witnessed drinking unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Chelsea.
A space invader from the Moon can be made out very frequently verbalizing into the thin air as if someone else was near.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has every now and then been perceived peeping through home windows in Chelsea at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Chelsea
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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