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The spirit of a young woman with a rope around her neck may once in a while be perceived looking at the water by Joe Mayse Lake Dam around midnight.
An enormous opossum was seen after midnight drifting down Black Creek.
An Icthyosaurus was spotted munching on a slice of pizza late in the night on a park bench in Centrahoma.
A space man from planet Venus showed up having a seat at the dining table in a Centrahoma house smoking a pipe.
A gentleman devoid of a head was perceived wandering through an apartment in Centrahoma. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being perceived. Some of the locals assert this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Centrahoma.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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