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These are some lies we made up about Cartwright.
The phantom of a gentleman sporting soldier's attire has every now and then been seen down beside the water at Burns Run consuming a tomato. According to the folks who live here, this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Cartwright long ago. Anyway, it's sure a chilling ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
The armor of a medieval knight without a person inside is now and then made out smoking a pipe at Denison Dam after midnight.
The Loch Ness Monster has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions watching television in a Cartwright living room around midnight.
An ET from planet Mercury can now and then be perceived in Alberta Creek Public Use Area at night hauling a cadaver over the grass.
An alien from the cosmos has often been made out weeping in Alberta Creek.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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