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These are some lies we made up about Carter.
The alien commander of a UFO has often been witnessed weeping in the center of Boggy Creek.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos is often seen in a mirror in a Carter apartment; the spirit was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A space alien from planet Neptune is known to have been noticed on several occasions searching for a map beneath a parked car in a Carter parking lot late in the night.
An alien from deep space may often be witnessed in Foss State Park at the ranger station struggling to capture something.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can be seen very often in a Carter area shoe store, wandering the aisles. In any event, it's a creepy phantom that is rather not interrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Carter
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Ghost Sightings From Carter
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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