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These are some lies we made up about Carrier.
A space alien has sometimes been perceived exploring Ninemile Canyons in detail after midnight.
A very large reptile is every so often distinguished on a Carrier lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances hovering in the air like a balloon in Carrier.
A gigantic salamander may sometimes be witnessed looking at a person slumbering in an armchair in a house in Carrier.
A very large fox has regularly been seen trying on socks in a Carrier flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Carrier
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Ghost Sightings From Carrier
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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