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These are some lies we made up about Carney.
The ghost of a man holding a sword can be noticed very frequently drifting along North Bellcow Creek before dawn. One of the residents decisively asserts that this phantom enjoys startling unwise people who come trying to locate phantoms in Carney. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that should be let alone.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ogre has occasionally been perceived sniveling around midnight by a mailbox in Carney.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is every now and then made out seated at a table in a Carney mobile home staring.
The spirit of a lady with words carved into her back has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions pacing through a home in Carney. Well, it sure is a chilling ghost that you do not want to bump into before dawn.
A space alien from outer space may from time to time be perceived riding on a steed alongside a highway near Carney.
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Ghost Sightings From Carney
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Ghost Sightings From Carney
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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